Til Death: Reanimated

Hmm... This room is... Okay. I guess.

@demeter!! PLEASE

drwonong

Better than what you said the meteor was like...

Yep! Like, one HUNDRED percent better.

Well, that's only two times better.

10:14 PM

Do you mean a hundred TIMES better?

Whatever man!

10:15 PM

Anyways, you're gonna want to turn around.

10:16 PM

You sift through your suitcase, finding your bikini.

10:16 PM

Three seconds until I get really naked and things get really awkward for you!

Oh come on, I've seen you naked. I've walked in on you changing like a hundred times.

10:17 PM

News flash: NOT THAT COOL.

Yeah I know, LOL! (edited)

10:17 PM

You slip off your clothes, getting changed into your bikini.

Tyler dont caare

Seeya at the pool, dummy!

Instead of going to the pool, Tyler opens the minifridge and pops back a cold one.

> Tyler hears someone stalking outside of the room.

He's not here.

Tyler finally comes home.

6:15 PM

He drops Katie off here.

Sound asleep.

KHAAAHHHHGGGGG.

8:13 PM

You jump up.

8:13 PM

WHAT WAS THAT

8:13 PM

You have a SPLITTING headache. Uggghh....

Tyler is wearing some cool pajamas, ironing his suit.

8:14 PM

Sheesh, finally. Sleep well?

Fuck. No. Fuck, my HEAD.

8:15 PM

What... What happened. I fucking... Blacked out, after a while. Shit.

Tyler realizes.

8:16 PM

Uh... what do you last remember?

Uh... Like,

8:16 PM

I think, fifth... Sixth round of drinks?

Tyler holds in his laughter.

8:17 PM

Okay, what I'm about to tell you actually happened. I'm not even fucking with you, I swear to god.

...

First, I started throwing up over the balcony. I think that's what made it so that I didn't black out as well--got the alcohol out of my system and shit.

8:20 PM

Then, that gas mask girl came by. Thought we were wasted enough that we wouldn't notice her not having her mask on. She had this wicked scar down her face, but I don't know why she was so concerned about it, considering half the people here are aliens.

8:20 PM

Anyway, she got drunk as well and you guys started hanging out with each other, and I'm pretty sure you made out a little.

8:21 PM

Her name's Anne, by the way.

Oh, okay.

8:22 PM

...

// "WAIT WHAT" (edited)

...WAIT, WHAT???????

8:22 PM

WE WHAT???

// https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxJaMtvLIoMGDpqDvnKkDwdcGrw2UAJkqy

// YES

I kinda went away to sober up and also because, y'know, kinda awkward to watch your best friend make out with someone, so I didn't see what happened next, but I assume you guys kept making out.

8:24 PM

When I got back like ten minutes later, you two were both passed out.

8:24 PM

Took you both back to your rooms. That was about an hour and a half ago.

You good there?

8:34 PM

Been silent for a while.

...

8:52 PM

Okay, cover your ears.

Oh god please not again

You scream at the top of your lungs for a good 20 seconds.

Tyler covers his ears instantly.

Okay, got it all out.

8:53 PM

Now.

8:53 PM

WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME, BARUA?

Okay, got it all out.

@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump Haven't beaten your record of two minutes.

You grab him by his shirt.

WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME, BARUA?

@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump Oh yeah, sure, ask wasted me. Hey wasted me, why didn't you stop Katie from kissing Anne?

8:54 PM

Tyler turns his head the other way, pretending to look drunk.

8:54 PM

Fish...fuishie....fishie.....awaaa....

8:54 PM

He resumes his normal expression.

8:55 PM

GGRRRRHHHHHHH.... UGH.

8:55 PM

Fuck.

8:55 PM

Do you know how embarrassing this is for me?????

8:55 PM

Just. FUCK.

I mean, you looked like you were really into her.

THAT DOESN'T MATTER!

Like, not just a drunk fling thing. Like you had a legitimate crush on her.

F, FUCK, SHUT UP. SHUT UP.

Tch. If I were you, I'd shoot my shot...

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH TYLER.

Why is it so wrong that you have a crush on someone?

I DON'T GET CRUSHES.

8:59 PM

PEOPLE GET CRUSHES ON ME.

You sure?

8:59 PM

I remember in eighth grade when you had a crush on this one girl that was really silent and kinda goth. You never said it out loud, but you legitimately described her like you were a Shakespearean protagonist yearning for his love.

Sh, shut UP dude! I was joking!

9:00 PM

That whole THING was a joke!

Or all the way back in third grade, when you seemed to like this boy until he put gum in your hair. Then we beat his ass after school, but still, you totally had a crush on him.

UGH.

That whole THING was a joke!

@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump You liked ALL her DeviantArt posts. You made a DeviantArt account for that express purpose.

you open the door

IT WAS IRONIC-

...

Hey man sorry we're kind of in the middle of something here.

Sorry to keep forcing you out of the room but uh. Yeah Katie is probably gonna kill you if you don't step out.

9:01 PM

Tyler, still being held by his shirt, gives a thumbs up.

I'll simply tear out her spine

9:01 PM

you still exit though

Bitch.

9:02 PM

Anyway, it totally wasn't ironic.

I just... I,

9:02 PM

You can't express it out loud. Crushing on people makes you feel weak.

Your dickhead mom's not here.

You don't like not being in power.

9:03 PM

It's not about her.

9:03 PM

I don't care if she hates lesbians or whatever, that's not the point.

You've got no one to worry about. Even if Anne rejects you (which I don't think she will, she was looking the same way at you), she's the one to be embarrassed. Passing up this?

Tyler gestures to Katie.

Snrk.

It'd be criminal.

Pff...Shut up, man...

9:04 PM

Uuugh.

9:04 PM

You're RIGHT. But shut up!

9:05 PM

I just.

9:05 PM

I can't even remember the last time I had a genuine attraction to someone.

9:06 PM

It was all just mindless bullshit. Me using some dude for sex, or to get something from him, or whatever.

9:06 PM

I hate it when I start getting fucking touchy feely bullcrap bubbling up inside me for someone.

9:06 PM

And for me to have KISSED her... It's just, fucking mortifying...

9:06 PM

UGH.

9:06 PM

What if someone saw that shit?

9:07 PM

Then they'd have leverage over me and I couldn't do shit about it.

9:07 PM

I'd prefer if that never fucking happen, ever.

Leverage?

And if she tells me no, then she has leverage, and EVERY FUCKING BODY gets some leverage over me somehow.

9:08 PM

They can hold it over my head for the rest of my life.

All you have to do is say "What, are you a homophobe?" if they hold it over you and boom they're down.

That's not the point, I told you! Fuck, Barua.

9:09 PM

You place your head in your hands.

9:09 PM

I don't know.

9:09 PM

Am I even really into her?

Katie Thompson

They can hold it over my head for the rest of my life.

// she doesn't remember

Maybe it was just the margaritas talking.

That's not the point, I told you! Fuck, Barua.

@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump No, I'm saying what the fuck are they gonna do?

9:10 PM

Having kissed a girl barely means anything.

I don't know... Just...

9:11 PM

I don't like feeling like other people have dirt on me.

9:11 PM

Even if it's not really dirt.

9:11 PM

God, I'm stupid.

9:11 PM

What am I even freaking out about.

Yeah sorry this is a little silly.

9:13 PM

You don't gotta talk to Anne if you don't want to, but I don't think this is what you should be concerned about.

Yeah.

9:13 PM

Ew, man. You got me talking about my fucking feelings.

9:14 PM

You punch Tyler in the arm lightly.

I know, right? Emotions? Those are for nerds.

Hey, I've got an idea.

11:11 AM

Ask her out, don't confess your love.

11:12 AM

You've gotten turned down plenty times, never bothered you.

...MAYBE.

11:13 AM

But like. What the hell would we even talk about?? I gotta get to know her first.

11:14 AM

Here's hoping she has a DeviantArt account too LOL

Duh, that's the point of a date.

11:14 AM

You ask each other about your interests.

Hmm.

11:14 AM

Okay.

Anyway, while you're on that date, I'm gonna go scour the ship for potential dates. Day 1 may have been a failure but I refuse to remain celibate this cruise.

11:16 AM

Okay I will have to if no one wants to go out but like. You know. Who's gonna pass up this?

*cough* everyone

11:18 AM

You giggle a little, smirking.

Tch...

11:19 AM

Okay I'm going to sleep.

11:19 AM

Tyler lays down and goes to sleep.

11:19 AM

Wait what about Dismus?

11:19 AM

Never mind I'll sleep on the floor. Just don't fuck Anne TOO loud.

11:19 AM

Tyler sleepy

Hope he doesn't come back, lol. Fuckin creep.

11:20 AM

Aaaand you're asleep. (edited)

Snzzzzzzzzzzz

Sigh!

11:20 AM

Lights out for you.

// katie: SAD! well i have other friends

You turn off the bedside table lamp and scooch off to bed.

demeter!!

// katie: SAD! well i have other friends

// she doesn't

Dawn rises through the open window of Room Five.

Tyler gets up, yawning.

You've been up for a good 20 minutes, going about your daily routine to the best of your ability with what are, quite frankly, shoddy quarters to do so in.

Their hotel room would make a poor person cry for an hour just laying on one of the beds. Katie's just mean...

Gooooood morning.

So you gonna get out there and ask her out?

You're putting in a lot of extra effort into your makeup, and overall appearance. You're getting yourself "date-ready", so-to-speak.

1:15 PM

You yell out from the bathroom.

1

1:15 PM

I THINK. MAYBE. STOP HOUNDING ME ABOUT IT!

HEHEHE.

Okay but for real it's been like an hour.

Tyler taps Katie on the shoulder.

GAGEHAGGH

4:19 PM

Dude I just. Ugh. I have to look perfect!

Yeah, you LOOK perfect!

4:21 PM

It's already 1:00!

SHIT!

4:22 PM

Fuck, okay, I guess I'm presentable, god damn.

Wait no my watch is behind.

4:22 PM

Er, ahead.

4:22 PM

Still, it's been two hours since we woke up.

Okaaay.

4:23 PM

Alright, I'm gonna head out. I'm gonna go GET her. I'm gonna. Do that. Yeah.

I'll keep an eye on you. You can read my lips, right?

Obviously!

4:24 PM

How else would I have eavesdropped on people in school?

4:24 PM

You think I would've learned about Bryce Timm's rash otherwise?

Uh, it was all over the school.

4:25 PM

Like, literally. A ton of people got the rash too.

Well yeah, that's because I didn't tell anybody.

4:25 PM

Anyway I'll be behind Anne so that you can remain confident but still technically be talking to her one-on-one.

4:26 PM

If you need help, look at me and I'll mouth some words to help or something.

4:26 PM

It's the perfect plan.

//GOD I LOVE THIS BECOMING A CLASSIC "NERVOUS DATE" PLOTLINE

Alright. Got it.

4:26 PM

You head out.

DreamilyDrifting

//GOD I LOVE THIS BECOMING A CLASSIC "NERVOUS DATE" PLOTLINE

// tyler is using his knowledge as an aspiring filmmaker to help katie

Tyler sneaks out the window to be able to get behind Anne.

demeter!!

// tyler is using his knowledge as an aspiring filmmaker to help katie

// How The Hell

4:34 PM

// TYLER IS ME FR!!

// yeah

4:35 PM

// he's your son bro

you walk in here

4:57 PM

am I allowed in, creatines?

4:58 PM

oh. Nobody is here.

4:58 PM

perfect.

4:58 PM

you hop in your bed.

You knock on the door.

Without any answers, you decide to turn back.

// katie wakes up and goes outside but anne is blocking the door

(shes at the pool actually

// STFU!!

You're getting in some beauty sleep.

Tyler finally comes back!

// @DreamilyDrifting

Katie stirs in her sleep.

6:12 PM

A knife plunged into a chest. Someone forcing her hand...

6:12 PM

You let your little tantrum go too far. You killed her. You're the real murderer. Not THEA. YOU. KATIE.

6:13 PM

YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW. YOU DREW FIRST BLOOD AND NOW SHE'S DEAD.

6:13 PM

YOU KILLED HER.

6:14 PM

YOU KILLED ALIC

6:14 PM

GGHAHHH!!!!!

6:14 PM

You jolt awake.

CHRIST SORRY!!!!!!!

6:14 PM

Tyler shields his head.

FUCK.

6:15 PM

Shit, I...

6:15 PM

It wasn't you, Tyler.

6:15 PM

F.. fuck,,

6:15 PM

You're shaking.

Oh shit.

6:15 PM

What's wrong?

6:15 PM

Tyler sits by Katie.

I, I, nightmare, shit,,

6:16 PM

I had, I had a nightmare.

6:17 PM

I...

What happened in it?

It's... foggy. Shit, I can barely remember...

7:02 PM

Me... Stabbing, someone...

7:02 PM

That's what I remember. I can't really think of the details.

You? Stabbing someone?

7:03 PM

You've only done that one time and it was justified.

...Yeah. It probably didn't mean anything.

Who were you stabbing, anyway?

A girl, I think?

Bet it was your mom or something. Where's Freud when you need him?

Lol!

Tyler... Is connecting... The Dots...

I couldn't count on one hand how many times I've wanted to stab her.

Was it that hot--completely ugly girl back at the pool that you really didn't want me flirting with?

No? Why would it be her.

7:06 PM

Like I said, I can't remember the details.

No? Why would it be her.

@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump Uh, you were SO pissed about me flirting with her?

7:06 PM

Like, I fucked your crush's roommate and you got less pissed than when I suggested flirting with that girl.

I mean, I'm pretty sure she was the military lady. The one that was keeping me trapped in that hellhole of a meteor. Pretty justified IMO.

Oh, huh.

...Yeah, must have been, I think. I don't remember her being in the meteor.

> Bury me somewhere good.

snnzzzzzz... Snzzzzzzzzzzzzz

> Remember what I said, Katie?

...

7:14 PM

Anyways, we gotta find a way to get that thing outta here permanently.

// DREAM

7:15 PM

// CONFRONT YOUR PROBLEMS

// KATIE DOESNT DO THAT THOUGH

7:16 PM

// AUUUUGH

> remember me...

can you guys KEEP IT DOWN

DreamilyDrifting

// KATIE DOESNT DO THAT THOUGH

// katie knows about lucinda doesn't she

Fuck, you're, you're just, it's not real, this isn't real.

can't get the tiniest bit of rest on this cruise

7:18 PM

rich snobs.

7:18 PM

you go back to bed

Katie Thompson

Fuck, you're, you're just, it's not real, this isn't real.

And bury me in a place Sophia can't find.

One last mercy for a bastard like me.

I don't know WHO YOU ARE. STAY, STAY OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

LISTEN TO THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD, PAWN

You clasp your hands over your head.

KATIE!!!!!

Are... Are you okay?

GET OUT!!!

KILL. ALICE.

I, I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS! I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS! I DIDN'T, I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

KATIE!

Kill Tyler.

Heh. hehhhhhhheh

STOP!!!!

The revving of a chainsaw.

(edited)

Kill Tyler.

GET OUT!!!

RAGE.

Katie, I'm not leaving you here until I understand what's going on!!

7:28 PM

Until you're okay!

Kill Tyler.

LEAVE!!! LEAVE, NOW!!!

7:28 PM

You punch him in the face.

Tyler is thrown across the room.

F, FUCK! I'M, I'M SORRY!!

Purple steam comes off the bruise on his face.

7:29 PM

Jesus christ, Katie, what's going on?

You throw Thea into the forest.

SHUT UP!!!

7:30 PM

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

This scene does not look good for you.

You fall to your knees, screaming.

I DIDN'T KILL HER!!! I DIDN'T!!! I DIDN'T KILL HER!!!

BOTH OF YOU... JUST, SHUT UP!

LET. ME. GO.

(edited)

Tyler looks at Katie terrified as a purple bruise forms on his face.

DID YOU COME HERE TO FINISH ME OFF!?

7:33 PM

THEA DID THIS.

Everyone in the area experiences a burning, blazing negative energy within their minds. The SPARK OF RAGE imbues them with ROYAL HELL.

(edited)

Thea keeps healing. Alice keeps getting stabbed.

Katie's veins become visible, pulsating a sinister purple, nearly glowing, exuding power. Purple steam rises from her pores.

Thea's head is sawed in two. Her last action is to push the knife into Alice's heart.

You bring your arm to your eyes, witnessing this disgusting transformation.

7:35 PM

THEA DID THIS!!! THEA!!! NOT ME, NOT ME!!!

Directing Katie's hand, Thea drives it into Alice's chest.

SHE DROVE MY HAND, THRUST IT INTO HER CHEST!!! NOT ME, I DIDN'T, DIDN'T DO IT!!!

7:37 PM

You take out your pocket knife. You raise it above your head, using both arms.

Thea grabs Katie's knife-holding hand by the wrist.

I DIDN'T KILL HER

7:37 PM

I DIDN'T

7:37 PM

KILL

> You kinda asked for it, though.

KATIE!!!!!!!!!!!

this is ridiculous.

// pause

7:39 PM

// lets get crow

spark of rage.

7:39 PM

// oh okay

// wait I was gonna have Katie stab the ground it was gonna be cool!!

7:39 PM

// dammit...

// DELTARUNE!?!??!

7:39 PM

// katie you hit a gas line...!

7:39 PM

// @SPOOKY CROW

NO WAY

7:40 PM

Stand.

// crow katie is experiencing Intense Emotions if you wanna sneak in with _

// can I go ahead and have her do the thing I wanted

1

7:41 PM

// we can still continue afterward

ALICE!!!!!!!!!

You plunge your knife into the ground, shattering it, cracks pulsating with purple energy tear outward from the point of impact, the floor spiking outwards from the fissures. Everything in the room is blown back.

// @hades @demeter!! @SPOOKY CROW

// i think that this is a big enough moment that we should wait for crow

// also I hope y'all like how Katie's power works! By filling others with rage she powers herself up, and can use the rage in the enemies against them

// in the meantime who wants to watch me play stray

can i sleep

9:15 PM

if i don't respond to a ping i am like 90% asleep

are we going to do this tomorrow (edited)

9:47 PM

or

// yes?

9:47 PM

// let crow sleeb

((fucking retcon Dismus being here

7:01 AM

((you all just ignore him anyway ffs

// he was sleeping?

//I don't care

//fun

10:28 AM

//are we gonna finish this today

// @SPOOKY CROW do you want to have wrath mess with katie

// oh whoops! sure ^_^ i'm just not sure how to quite do this

10:31 AM

// wrath is meant to show up randomly

// er. i don't actually know if it's wrath

10:31 AM

// _

//

yeah!! _ is wrath

// yeah demons dont like names its just a little hard always referring to a character without one

// okay let's just continue then

SPOOKY CROW

// oh whoops! sure ^_^ i'm just not sure how to quite do this

// katie is remembering that thea made her kill alice

10:33 AM

// and now her aspect powers are activating

ALICE!!!!!!!!! > You plunge your knife into the ground, shattering it, cracks pulsating with purple energy tear outward from the point of impact, the floor spiking outwards from the fissures. Everything in the room is blown back.

@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump > Tyler is already against the wall. A purple bruise forms on his back as he looks at Katie.

K... Katie...?

You collapse on the ground, hyperventilating.

Tyler rushes over to Katie and helps her up.

She seems heavier, somehow.

11:26 AM

Her veins slowly return to normal.

11:27 AM

Haaah... Haaah... F,,fu fuck,, f,,

11:27 AM

I'm,, i I,m,, I'm,, s ,, sorry,,,

NO WAITBXHZVSG,V,HZSVZ

11:28 AM

I SAW THAT

What the fuck happened?

I kill,, I killed,, I k,,, I killed Ali,,, I killed aa,, Alice,,,

11:29 AM

it's,, it,, I ,, it,,it's,, my f,, fa,,f fault,,

Who the fuck is Alice??

You gently push Tyler away and collapse onto your bed.

Sh,, she,, s

12:59 PM

You're fumbling over every word. You're crying. You can't think straight. You killed that girl. NO, it doesn't fucking matter that Thea forced your hand. You KILLED HER. YOUR FUCKING TANTRUM GOT HER KILLED. YOU SHOULD HAVE WALKED BACK INSIDE INSTEAD OF FUCKING CUTTING HER.

1:00 PM

You're shaking like a wet Chihuahua.

Wha....t....................????

Katie has fallen unconscious.

H-Hey...

8:43 PM

HEY WAIT

8:43 PM

THERE'S FUCKING PIRATES OUT THERE!?

Oh Katie we're really in it now...

9:21 PM

Tyler barricades the door.

Phoebe, standing on the window ledge, knocks on the window door.

Jesus CHRIST.

9:51 PM

Tyler lets Phoebe in.

You wake up.

9:51 PM

Your muscles are aching and sore, you struggle to lift yourself up.

9:52 PM

Kh,, f,, fuck,,,

h-h-hi katie!

You barely manage to flip yourself over in bed.

9:52 PM

W,,who,,

9:53 PM

Oh god, It's her. GREAT.

Phoebe looks very embarrassed.

Oh,,

9:53 PM

Ph,, Phoebe,,, hi,, ff,, fuck,,,

You climb to here, following Phoebe's voice.

9:55 PM

Oh god there you are

A-ANNE!

Okay no more.

9:55 PM

Tyler locks the window.

9:55 PM

Four's enough.

Thank god

9:56 PM

I feel like my head's going to explode

You,, think you,,, have it bad,,,?

9:56 PM

My,, body is,,, on fire,,,

Oh yeah, Katie went all Michael Afton on me.

9:57 PM

Wait, is it William that's the purple guy?

Both are purple guys at some point.

9:57 PM

One is a little more purple than the other.

How does that even happen? Is it like, asphyxiation?

Phoebe sits down.

I mean, Michael just got kind of fucked up and became purple. Or at least, that's how the minigame displays it.

Oh wait is it just a metaphorical thing?

William is more of a purple guy in name only.

I thought they were literally purple-colored.

Can,,, you fucking nerds,,, st op,,,

I dunno.

Like, Tee Hanos-style.

... who?

Tee Hanos.

9:59 PM

The guy with the Infinity Gauntlet.

Oh.

9:59 PM

Well, but he's purple naturally.

you have been sitting on the bed meditating

Who's that?

// anne completely glossing over the fact that tyler is pronouncing thanos Tee Hanos

Huh? Oh Jesus Christ I forgot he was in here.

you are trying to block out all the talking

(thats why she didnt understand what he was talking about

You wave at Dismus.

you have been focusing all your energy to your aspect

Dude's barely moved. Didn't even react to Katie opening a fuckin' dark fountain or whatever.

Katie did what

He's kind of a bitch. Keeps calling us rich assholes.

10:00 PM

Katie did what

@Anne Martin (@potatoisgood) - jump As in she plunged her knife into the ground.

Stop making,,, fucking references,,, I will kill,,, you,,

Pfft.

10:01 PM

Wait are you for real

And there was purple smoke everywhere.

10:01 PM

Her fucking veins were flaring up purple.

......

I'm not shitting you!

That's... concerning.

you gasp a large sum of air

Phoebe pokes the ground where Katie stabbed it.

someone,,, slap,,, him,,

ah.

Hi?

someone will bleed out soon.

Phoebe Atlas

Phoebe pokes the ground where Katie stabbed it.

Ouch! It stings.

Anne, you heard your girlfriend. Slap me.

HUH?!

10:02 PM

WHAT? WE JUST WENT ON ONE DATE?!

10:02 PM

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE WILL BLEED OUT SOON?!

Oh he's like kind of a prophet.

10:02 PM

I mean the ship is under siege by pirates I'm sure a BUNCH of people are bleeding out.

Ughhhhhhh.

I can see within the future if I focus. You DOLTS messed it up. Now I don't know who... But it's someone important

10:04 PM

soon, soon my prediction will strike.

Hmm.

Okay cool I don't CAAARE.

10:04 PM

"Important." I don't give a damn about half the people here.

10:05 PM

Mostly it's just the rest of this room.

ah. It seems to be katie

Oh.

10:05 PM

HUH?!

you are bluffing

You jolt up, despite your pain.

Mhm. Totally.

10:05 PM

Let's see, plenty of blood on Katie here... Yep! It's also all inside her body!

IF,,, ANYONES,, G,,GONNA BLEED OUT,,, ITLL BE,,, FUCKING YOU,,, YOU SLIMY,, SNAIL,,, FUCK

chains grab onto Katie and Tyler

HEY, HEY! DON'T S- huh?

I am not risking that

GET,,, YOUR FUCKING SHIT,,, OFF ME!!!!!!

((actually noah dms

Tyler yawns.

10:07 PM

Like he can do shit.

you sucker punch Tyler

10:09 PM

fucking SNOB

KHH!!!!!!!!!

you kick Tyler as he lands

10:09 PM

IM STRONGER.

10:09 PM

IM. IM BETTER

10:09 PM

learn MANNERS

You consider shooting at the window to get the fuck out of here.

you walk over to Katie

10:10 PM

AND YOOU

10:10 PM

IM FED UP WITH YOUR RICH ASS

You slip your arm out from the chains.

10:10 PM

And reach into your back pocket.

?!!?

@DreamilyDrifting

SUCKER SLICE: 1d20 (4) + 5 Total: 9

Fuck you I'm doing it anyway

((yeah that's the plan

// FUCK FUCK FUCK WAS DISTRACTED BY ASTER THINKING THEA WAS HOT

Phoebe shoots Dismus with the ENDLESS OCEAN.

@demeter!!

Result: 6d20 (14, 18, 9, 5, 10, 7) Total: 63

You slash upwards, slicing off Dismus' "hair".

// NO WAIT THERES A PLAN

10:12 PM

// Hold off!

// crying

10:12 PM

// ok...

You're just standing there. Looking.

10:12 PM

Blinking. Slowly.

in a flash of light

10:12 PM

you fell off your host.

The words are all getting to your head, but none of them mean anything. You're in a state of complete ignorance.

Katie: crush the hair tentacles

Your MIND has been cracked by 9%. 71% remains.

You stomp your feet on the "hair", to add insult to the minimal injury you just made. Or, at least you assume.

a dimmed yellowish blood drips from Katie's shoes

you fall backwards

10:14 PM

your head tentacles reform slowly... But... Are missing the orange stripes

You attempt to throw yourself out of the window, but as it has been locked, you just fall down instead. Much better.

Phoebe helps up Anne with one hand and points the ENDLESS OCEAN at Dismus with her other.

(Phoebe I don't think I can handle anymore of this for today)

(M-M-ME NEITHER)

(Can you tell your boyfriend to unlock the window please)

Someone: Fart really loud to break the tension.

(I need to play Monopoly)

(M-M-MY B-B-BOY-BOYFRIEND?)

(Tyler! Whatever! Can you please tell him to unlock this window before I shoot it??)

(i-i-i don't think th-that's a w-wise idea any-anymore)

10:21 PM

Phoebe points to the deck, overrun by pirates.

10:21 PM

They've even moved to surveying the windows.

You've collapsed back into bed.

(This is why pirates should have stayed dead and extinct)

Tch.

10:22 PM

Tyler kicks Dismus.

10:23 PM

Well, should I call my father?

What's,,, he,, gonna do,,

Oh, you know, hire an elite team of assassins to kill all the pirates.

10:24 PM

Not even kidding. He's done it before.

10:24 PM

Tyler looks at his phone.

10:24 PM

Never mind. No service.

....Pirates?????????

Oh yeah you're late to the party, huh?

10:25 PM

The ship got overtaken by fucking pirates!

Phoebe leans against the wall and slides to the floor.

Okay,,, fuck,,, shut the fuck,,, up,, get me,, some ICE,,,

You sit down next to Phoebe.

10:26 PM

(I wonder if Nigel is doing any better than us)

Tyler goes to the minifridge and grabs a very cold bottle of whiskey.

10:26 PM

This work?

You snatch the bottle, crudely, slowly, and very uncomfortably for everyone else, rubbing it all over your body.

10:27 PM

Ahhhhhhhhhhh......mmmmmmmmmn.....

Tyler grabs another bottle of whiskey, though less cold, and pours himself a glass.

10:29 PM

Hey ladies, you want any?

I do.

Tyler looks at Anne and Phoebe, gesturing to the bottle.

You feel a little better.

yes please

Katie?

I can take it from here, Barua.

10:30 PM

She pops open the whisky bottle and begins chugging.

Tyler grins and pours a glass for everyone.

And stops after a good 15 seconds.

// one hour timeskip to when they're all wasted

(HAHA

// @Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ dimus!

((sorry

you reawaken.

What about you, slug boy? Whiskey?

you are... Now blind again.. you have control over yourself again

10:31 PM

uh... Where am I?

10:31 PM

I can't see anymore.. what... Happened to my parasite...?

Parasite??

Concerning.

10:32 PM

You take a sip of your whiskey.

Phoebe chugs her glass of whiskey.

everyone: noice dismus's head tentacles aren't pulsating. Or orange anymore.

Phoebe is too busy pouring herself another glass to notice.

Hey are you good over there?

Hey. What happened to your head-tentacles-thing?

he's.. gone?

10:33 PM

you begin to sob lightly

10:33 PM

no.. no.....

You take another uncomfortable sip.

Oh BOY. Shut up, will you?

I cant... See the world anymore ..

10:34 PM

I... I ..

You thrust the bottle of whiskey at Dismus.

Here, in front of you, grab this.

no.. no.....

@Dismus Utropp (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump Okay that's a no on the whiskey, then.

you go for the whisky bottle. You completely miss and grab Katie's arm

....Okay, I'll just put it in your hand.

Tyler leans against the wall and puts one leg against the wall and one hand in his pocket. This is all to look really cool while he sips his whiskey.

You hand the whiskey to Dismus.

Ufallo... I want my buddy..

You take another quiet sip.

you scramble around the room on all fours looking around the understand the area

10:36 PM

no .. nonono

10:36 PM

I can't see.. I can't see..

Double facepalm.

Phoebe is on her fourth glass.

Good god we get it. You're blind.

You down the rest of the whiskey.

Tyler flicks Dismus's forehead.

Do you need help?

where's the bed .?

Tyler lifts Dismus onto the bed.

10:37 PM

There you go. Sleep tight.

hic

HIC.

t-thank you

Oh fuck

you lay down in bed, shaking, and crying

u..... Hhhhh....

10:38 PM

why are you so S-SCARED

10:38 PM

hic

10:38 PM

It's unclear whether she's talking to Dismus or herself.

You remain still. Drunk people theorically are like dinosaurs, so they shouldn't be able to see you if you stand still.

10:39 PM

What did you just say.

Phoebe sits back down next to Anne and rests her head on Anne's shoulder.

Oh god it's getting to you.

Gg...fuck...

10:40 PM

I feel... Just FINE now. Lolll.

10:40 PM

Fuck, y'know? This cruise is fucking AWFUL?

Really shitty staff. Haven't even gotten any room service.

10:40 PM

And all the food's at a buffet? No waiters?

Went on a date. Sssucked. No offense Annie sweetie. And.. "pirates".

Your mind is being consumed. Hope is lost. Sobriety is a false concept.

hic

Oh and I had.. a "breakdown" LOL. Give me a fucking break.

It's all worthless. All efforts towards resistance are futile.

// love that this is all going on while dismus sobs his eyes out

I... Killed some girl. Lol. Or I was forced toooo. Whateverr??? And I cried like. A bitch over it

OHhuhf, you've knonwn...

And I went all purple like a corrrpsee!

10:42 PM

Great

Scary!

It's lkie... just dangin rope

DANGIN ROPR???

10:42 PM

i-i did a bunch of art for thHICat

Fuck. Fuuuck. And now I'm in a room. With a stupid snail... A best friend. And two fucking,, hotties..

thasa right! Dang the rope

Hot. Bitchessss.

10:42 PM

IN my room

Wowww I'm not hot to you?

OHg you aint to shabby either yknow

Betrayal at its finest.

But you know whos HOT

You're a littlebitch. Tylerr

youre all so cute...

Phoebe mumbles.

Thaf fucken uh purlple hair girl

10:43 PM

Lucina

// oh my god its happening

You're a littlebitch. Tylerr

@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump > Tyler grins and flips Katie the bird.

makes grrrrrreat coffee

You smile and flip the double bird.

lucinda... is scary........

Oh that bitch????

10:44 PM

Shess CRAZY

Shess so cookl...

Tried to kill mee.

She's hot but I do NOT trust her.

Ohh thats bad

Wait what?

kill her backkkk

Doooooooooonttttt !!

I killed ALICE. Andd them. She tried to kill meeee.

10:45 PM

I "killed" Alice. Ah. Ahhhahhaae.

10:45 PM

Thea made meee.

Probably deserved.

Whosa alice ?? more like alice on ibruebr

dmfmmfndddhsjd

10:45 PM

Phoebe is on her sixth glass.

PHOBEOBEO

10:46 PM

SShohould we call... nigel

10:46 PM

hes our buddy pal..

nnnnooooo....

yoknow I am the motheruckingg SNARK OF RAGE...I shoudlnttn have to deal with this fuck

he's... crush on the bat boy...

You tell 'em, Thompson!

oh fuckn that damn bat boy

10:47 PM

hope he nmoesces sans undertale ors moethin shit lime that

havingggg fun with bt bly. Probably

CAAALLL EENMM!!!!!

10:47 PM

IDLL BE FUNNY.

nnnnoooooooooooooooooo...................

You try to call up Nigel. After a few attempts (and calling a bunch of other random numbers), you succeed.

10:48 PM

Niiiiigeellllll.... pick up the phone nigel...

NIGEEEEL

10:49 PM

NILESSSSSS

??????

hic

10:49 PM

NIGEEEELllll

hic

HEAAAAYYYYY

Ccan you like... come over

Phoebe bonks her head against the screen, accidentally making it a video call.

We're like... haivng so much fun yhere.

(THERES PIRATES!!!!)

i fdddrannk soooo much.

10:50 PM

FUCK PIRATES!!!

10:50 PM

hic

Rrrrrrighhtt

10:50 PM

Shes totes wasted

DON FUCK EM. They don't deserve thisss sweet puss

heheheeee

You fall face down while still holding your phone.

ahhh!

Olly Ooopsie GURL

Eheheheh

Phoebe pushes the hang-up button. Even in her drunken state, her "Preserve Bandwidth" function remains.

(God, are you all waste-

Beheeh...

10:52 PM

tyelrelkrer... i really need tok ask... whow did you break the bed .. .

feebleee...

10:53 PM

FEEBES

H-Huh?

KABKE

10:53 PM

KABIE

yknow ....when you fucked with phoebel...

YOU. Yknodw I still lookatyour devieangart

Tyler takes a very long drink of his whiskey as so to avoid the question.

YOU DOOOO?

Isso goog... Iloveyour ARTTT...

CMOOOOONNNN TYLER....

10:54 PM

ITS MY romomsb bed... i have the legal rights to know...

10:54 PM

You don't.

That was Phoebe's fault, actually.

geheheh...

Phoebe kisses Katie.

Oh good god I'm not drunk enough for this.

10:55 PM

Tyler wonders whether the pirates are a better alternative to this.

MMF!

hoollyhi shit....

MMmmmMmmmm

Phoebe giggles.

thats so epic sauce rediit...

Tyler decides to lock himself in the bathroom with the remaining bottle of whiskey.

ISHURTHDUDHDGXSHUDHCX

Anne Martin

thats so epic sauce rediit...

I HATE YOU

(im sorry

NO ITS AMAZING

(she would say this when drunk

BUT I UATE YOU

10:56 PM

BUT ITZ AMAZING

You tackle Phoebe, making out with her very grossly.

heyhyhyuh tyerl... should we

10:56 PM

oh hes gone...

MMSCHHLOPROPPRSLORNCHRLOPP

// tyler commits ritual suicide in the bathroom while his best friend, her girlfriend, and a girl he fucked make out

KABIE

10:57 PM

ANNIE

whatsa matter...

FAYBEEE

10:57 PM

FEES

kissy kissy

beewww... you vomited

no i didgtnt

you ididnd... at tjhe bat ban

nnno. wait yeaa h

10:58 PM

now my mouth is Whisgy!

10:58 PM

kabie taste it

MmmmM

grosss. ..

This is nasty....

Nois not. Phfuck you

You lose your standards, but never your inhibitions.

11:00 PM

You fall down again.

// this is so good

demeter!!

// tyler commits ritual suicide in the bathroom while his best friend, her girlfriend, and a girl he fucked make out

// YEAH

Phoebe lays down next to Katie.

Yoopheesbee

11:01 PM

Wanna;)wanna getalil frispy...;));)

wohohoh... what theh elhklll.

ANNIEEEEE

11:02 PM

yegs

I..m still, I'm still kinda intoyouuutbhthhbh

jsut like the... paranoore song.

Tyler is desperately trying to find out a way to soundproof the bathroom.

Anne: You might want to ABSCOND before things get messy!

i like BOthh of youou....

Anne: Hey wait

Oh dear.

ohgohgoha I like you soooo muh phoebe

11:03 PM

youree tlike... the best frend i ever had...

Guhhummayoallare so hotties...

like fuck brian... whosa that

11:04 PM

more like BRAIN... LESS.

You crawl over and drag Anne towards you and Phoebe.

11:04 PM

GEGoverjeeere!!

Tyler wonders how fast it would take to drown in a bathtub.

ouche...

// HHHAHDHHAHAHXHSH

Som nea,n,

11:05 PM

but so... warM.

youre rer warmme..

iknow .,.,. im burning of rage

AHH!

range

calmmmm down...

nooo!!!

11:06 PM

i hatee alll my cowrokers...

11:07 PM

OWIE... im larry... i fucking suck dick

11:07 PM

DIFNT ASK!!

> Tyler wonders how fast it would take to drown in a bathtub.

@Tyler R.M. Barua (@demeter!!) - jump i did not raise this boy to not join

HRGH

// HEHE

Phoebe rests her head on Anne's shoulder again.

OH HIH... IM MARY... MARY WHo..

11:07 PM

MORE LIKE mary STUPID!

11:07 PM

BLUHETUh

gurl commeree..

11:08 PM

You hug Anne.

You hug back.

11:08 PM

THyhet all suck SOOO MUCH ill tell you... i hope that whole depart exPLODES

11:09 PM

you gusy rae like... the first TRUE friends ive had...

wahat if....

11:10 PM

gurlfrends...

ohgohg...

phoebe youer so nice... but no...

awww....

Illbe yourgogfeiend...

but al kitllte kissy.

11:11 PM

i can gie

11:11 PM

give kissy

// i have no idea what anne is saying at this point

(me neither

// should we fade to black I think it would be funny

11:11 PM

// leave it ambiguous...

// YEAH WAS GONNA SAY

(god

// SEX EVEN IN WAR

// they all wake up in the same bed but they're fully clothed

(when they wake up anne is sleeping on the floor (she fell)

// NONE of them know what happened but find various clues around the room

// this is a prism jenga moment fr

Tyler hears It Begin. He's starting to seriously consider the drowning thing.

FADE TO BLACK!

// oh my god. til death jenga copypasta when

(... what is the jenga copypasta

// my damned creation

11:13 PM

// hades if you post it or send it to anyone im killing off tyler

// NOOOOOOO

beesechurger

11:17 PM

Your MIND is cracked by 10%. Only 61% remain.

(SEX 5

(SEX(?) 5

(its ambiguous ok...

DreamilyDrifting

(SEX(?) 5

(this

(I know in my heart that this is sex 5 (edited)

(regardless of whether it is sex 5 or not, anne wakes up on the floor because she fell while sleeping

( IF any sex happened it was most likely Katie and Phoebe

(true !

11:20 PM

(anne fell asleep

DreamilyDrifting

( IF any sex happened it was most likely Katie and Phoebe

// STOP DOING MOST LIKELYS YOURE RUINING THE AMBIGUITY

// sorry I mean Katie and Tyler anphoebed and possibly Anne??? Woah maybe even JARED? Woah it could be anything!

potatoisgood started a thread. 11/27/2022 11:31 PM

you are still shaking

You wake up.

12:18 AM

Man, NOW you're never having alcohol again.

your skin.. your.. everything is reverting back to before..

Where are you, anyway?

12:32 AM

... it seems you have been sleeping at the same bed as Katie and Phoebe.

12:32 AM

Normally, you'd find this worrying, but considering the fact that you're 100% clothed, you're not sure if anything happened. Perhaps they just let you out of it?

12:32 AM

Brrr. Stop thinking about that!

12:33 AM

You carefully get out of bed, walking with the utmost care to not wake anyone up. However, you walk up to Dismus to check if he's alright.

Anne: notice the alien

(dismus)

12:33 AM

(dismus are you awake)

you jolt up

12:34 AM

eh..?

((HES A BANANA SLUG

SHHH

12:34 AM

(they're sleeping)

whos sleeping..? eh..? where.. am i?

(dismus... are you okay?)

12:34 AM

(did you drink whiskey or...?)

nooo... I can't dwink

(okay...)

you are back to your normal self.

(but are you okay? i thought i saw you shaking...)

I was scawed

(of what?)

I wost my wiwson...

12:36 AM

the pawasite is gone..

(your what)

I can't see anymowe

Anne, numbnuts. Notice that Dismus is extremely different looking

Your eyes are still readjusting!

12:38 AM

(dismus... did you cut your hair?)

no... My pawasite is gone!!

12:38 AM

I'm back to bewing bwind...

(that...)

12:38 AM

(i'm sorry about that.)

is there.. a way to make me see agawn

(i'm sorry... i don't think i know any way.)

12:40 AM

(i'm not versed in alien biology at all.)

alchemizatwon

(i don't have access to that right now...)

gwasses... Or somethwing

12:40 AM

keysei... Does

(glasses?)

12:40 AM

(... would contact lens work?)

I don't know...

12:41 AM

you place your finger on your eyes

12:41 AM

you open them, to show that they are completely white, not even a pupil

(okay, it wouldn't work.)

12:42 AM

(damn it.)

12:43 AM

(i... i'm sorry.)

12:43 AM

(i don't think i can help you right now.)

weh... It's okay..

12:43 AM

uhm... Do you have flowers...

12:44 AM

I'm hungwy

You look around the room to see if there are any flowers.

12:44 AM

(i don't think i have any on me.)

any pwants??..

(if i find any, i'll make sure to bring it to you.)

thank u..

12:45 AM

you go back to sleeping, snugging up into bed alone and scared

Sigh.

12:46 AM

You leave carefully, before taking a last look at Katie and Phoebe.

12:46 AM

...

12:46 AM

You suddenly don't understand anything.

Phoebe slowly wakes up. She doesn't open her eyes yet. First, she takes in her surroundings; it seems she's in a bed. It must've been nice of Tyler, Katie, and Anne to let her have it. Well, maybe Tyler would also sleep in it and Katie and Anne would take the other bed. That'd be a little less awkward. As Phoebe continues to think that she is either alone in the bed or she's been placed beside Tyler, she opens her eyes. She is not expecting Katie.

(literally white woman jumpscare

// YEAH

6:45 AM

// so fucking funny that katie is the only white person in the group and she's the whitest person ever

(HEHEHE

// wait actually i should do a dream too

demeter!! started a thread. 11/28/2022 7:30 AM

> She is not expecting Katie.

@Phoebe Atlas (@demeter!!) - jump

DREAM OVER! This happens!

DreamilyDrifting started a thread. 11/28/2022 12:09 PM

You jump up from your dream, but you are calm.

Phoebe is staring wide-eyed at Katie.

12:22 PM

U-UM

..............................

12:23 PM

You lie back down.

Katie is now even closer to Phoebe!

you are staring at the wall, you presume

.....Soooooo.

12:41 PM

You, uh, remember last night?

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

12:41 PM

Phoebe is too scared to talk.

12:41 PM

a-a-ar-are you gonna k-k-kill me

what's happening ..?

1:17 PM

you continue to look around confused

Snrk???

No????????????????

hello??

w-w-we're in the s-same b-bed

You reflexively jump out of bed like a cat seeing a cucumber.

1:48 PM

UH. We, didn't... We didn't. We didn't, right? Like, no way, right?

i was h-h-hoping you'd kn-know.

I mean, like... I dunno. All my clothes are on.

1:49 PM

...

s-so are m-mine

you get up and use your senses to feel around and hear

1:50 PM

do you guys have sunfwowers

...WAIT. Holy shit, I HAVE to tell Tyler we had sex. Like I HAVE to. He's gonna flip his shit!

sunfwowers

1:50 PM

fwowers..

No, I don't have any flowers, damn!

pwants?

// pause hold on

Christ, would you take some seeds?

seeds!! Yes yes

1:56 PM

seeds pwease

// paused for now! Waiting for deme

((ik just setting that up STINKASS

// back

...WAIT. Holy shit, I HAVE to tell Tyler we had sex. Like I HAVE to. He's gonna flip his shit!

@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump D-D-DID WE??

I DON'T KNOW, JEEZ! I just think it would be funny if I TOLD him we did.

2:24 PM

seeds pwease

@Dismus Utropp (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump

You toss a packet of sunflower seeds at Dismus.

you eat them

i-i-i think h-he'd kill o-one of u-us

Lol! Yeah, no.

2:26 PM

Where is he anyway?

Phoebe is too embarrassed to know.

Ugh! I'll just go find him then.

You check in the bathroom, and see an open vent.

2:27 PM

Hmm.

Phoebe examines a spilled bottle of whiskey.

You open the door...

Phoebe yanks Katie back in.

2:28 PM

K-KATIE TH-THERE'S PIRATES OUT TH-THERE

GUH.

2:29 PM

Girl, I can handle myself. You KNOW me.

2:29 PM

Don't you remember what I did to Brad in eighth grade? (edited)

N-N-NOOOOOOOO!

2:29 PM

w-wait

2:29 PM

h-how do you r-remember that being m-m-me

...Tyler told me. I know it's you.

2:30 PM

You were that goth girl I... You were that goth girl, right?

2:31 PM

...Stop looking at me like that!

2:33 PM

Don't get it twisted, Pheebs. I barely remember you.

you are feasting on sunflower seeds

y-you liked all my deviantart posts...

you are squirming in joy

Phoebe looks at Dismus so scared

you stand up and walk into a wall, banging your head

2:34 PM

owww :(

It... That, was ironic. Yeah, ironic.

2:35 PM

You are visibly flustered.

Phoebe is the icon of embarrassment. Her face is so red it could probably be used as a stove.

...Well, I... I mean, the art was good...

3:29 PM

Fuck, why'd you say that???

i-i-i've improved a l-lot since th-then

3:30 PM

Phoebe uncaptchalogues her sketchbook.

You reluctantly take a peek.

// missed this oops

There are several drawings here. One of Tyler, one of Katie, one of Anne.

!!!!!!!

Amazingly accurate, and somehow constructed from magazine paper. A collage.

Y, You...? You... Oh, wow...

4:12 PM

Your face turns bright red.

i-i've been working on it since our first d-daay here...

4:19 PM

do you like it?

// @DreamilyDrifting before i die

Of COURSE I do???

4:25 PM

You take the sketchbook to get a closer look.

4:25 PM

...Just, wow.

Phoebe stands next to Katie and looks at the notebook.

Can, can I keep this...?

um... sure! i still w-wanna show it to t-tyler and anne though!

Alright.

4:26 PM

...

4:26 PM

You lean in and give Phoebe a peck on the cheek.

// phoebe runs and jumps out the window

Thanks.

// too afraid

demeter!!

// phoebe runs and jumps out the window

LEAP

// https://youtu.be/9q1dSBxVuXg

Twitch Clips - Jerma985

Jerma985 - Jerma gets thrown through a WINDOW to escape from FIRE

(wtf hi al

> You lean in and give Phoebe a peck on the cheek.

@Katie Thompson (@DreamilyDrifting) - jump :blushsmiley:

4:29 PM

:blushsmileybutunbelievablyintens: pho: :blushsmileybutcriticalmass:

4:29 PM

:blushsmileybutunstable:

4:29 PM

:blushsmileybutashes:

fuck shit fuck

BLASPHEMY

(rip

...You good?

Phoebe collapses.

......

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ pinned a message to this channel. 11/28/2022 5:22 PM

helllo? Anyone?

Where'd she go?

Phoebe comes back in.

5:07 PM

S-S-SORRY I HEARD FIGHTING ON THE R-ROOF AND I WENT TO GO H-HELP

You're on your phone.

6:03 PM

Huh? Oh, you're back.

Wait, you??? You were fighting???

y. yeah

Did you kick ass?

Phoebe blushes.

8:05 PM

i-i wouldn't s-say that

Oh, come on. I remember how you went off on that one kid in eighth grade. Was it, Bryce? Bryson?

8:06 PM

He was CRYING for help! I made fun of him for it for like 3 months afterwards.

WELL THAT'S BECAUSE HE LOOKED IN MY SKETCHBOOK

Woah, you aren't gonna do that to me are you?

You giggle.

i-i showed it to y-you

8:08 PM

there's a d-difference

Right. Heh.

m-man it's c-cold

You chuck the blanket at Phoebe.

// phoebe and katie are standing like a foot apart

9:24 PM

// really homoerotic-like

// Katie would still chuck the blanket it's funny

POMF

9:25 PM

Phoebe hits the floor.

9:25 PM

(ow)

Whoops, my bad!

9:25 PM

You giggle.

Phoebe grabs a pillow and hits Katie.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

9:26 PM

PILLOW FIGHT!!!

Phoebe laughs.

@DreamilyDrifting

Result: 1d20 (18) + 900 Total: 918

Phoebe is incinerated!

(HAAHHAAH

(how cute!

Phoebe-shaped hole in the wall

// Phoebe and Katie having a fun girls night sleepover while Isaac dies in flints arms

(but then he comes back

(the moods in each room are very different today, i gotta say

Phoebe and Katie are having a pillow fight!

@DreamilyDrifting

PILLOW DOOF: 1d5 (2) Total: 2

Bad doof. Absolute dogshit doof.

@demeter!!

PILLOW DOOF: 1d5 (1) Total: 1

Phoebe falls directly onto Katie, the pillow missing and hitting the wall.

DOOF X2

...

2:18 PM

...!

2:18 PM

Uh, are... You gonna... Like, move...?

Phoebe died

Pheobe.

2:59 PM

PHEOBE.

3:03 PM

Okay.

3:03 PM

You shove Phoebe off of you, and get up to sit on your bed.

She's out like a light!

3:10 PM

Seems all that fighting took a lot out of her.

Cute.

3:11 PM

You lie down.

You can't stop thinking about Alice.

4:38 PM

You've always had a strange relationship with death.

4:39 PM

When you were little, you had a pet Chihuahua. Pippy. You loved him with all your heart.

4:39 PM

But then one day, he died. It wasn't anyone's fault. He was just old.

4:40 PM

You didn't get to have someone to blame or get revenge on, it was just a cruel fact of life.

4:40 PM

It's like it just didn't matter. And your parents didn't care. And they didn't care that you would cry day and night over that dog.

4:41 PM

Should you care about Alice? Maybe it was just meant to be. A fact of life. Maybe Thea isn't to blame. Or you.

4:41 PM

You didn't even know her.

4:42 PM

Not like she would've cared if you died.

4:42 PM

Or anyone else would.

4:43 PM

Maybe Tyler would. But he'd move on eventually.

4:43 PM

You had to move on. So everyone else would too.

4:43 PM

It's embarrassing to have your child cry like a brat over something trivial day after day. It's embarrassing. So you had to move on.

4:44 PM

Ugh, whatever.

4:44 PM

You hate thinking.

Katie Thompson

You didn't get to have someone to blame or get revenge on, it was just a cruel fact of life.

// fact of Life...

Katie Thompson

Maybe Tyler would. But he'd move on eventually.

//

Sigh. You need some air.

Phoebe wakes up.

9:03 PM

what the FUCK

9:03 PM

She can't believe she fell asleep! And in the middle of a pillow fight too! She means, granted, she hadn't slept in a while, but still, embarrassing!

Katie Thompson

Sigh. You need some air.

// uh oh! Bad decision, Katie!

Something is terribly wrong.

No it's not go back to bed

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OUT THERE

GO BACK TO BED

DID THAT PERSON JUST GET THROWN INTO SPACE!?

No. Go to bed

1:38 PM

it's fine everything's fine

THAT'S A HUGE FUCKING FISH

1:39 PM

WHERE DID THAT ALIEN COME FROM

GO TO FUCKING BED

It's all sleep deprivation hallucinations

Tyler walks in.

O-O-OH MY G-GOD!!!

"hey guys what's u"

Hey Ph-

The two disappear.

HAHAHAHHA

Tyler's phone, left behind, buzzes. It seems he's getting an email about an expense charged to his account.

3:42 PM

Two jetpacks. Great.

2

(WOOO

Tyler's Phone: PHONEQUEST

(bhs in shambles rn

// tyler is a multimillionaire he'll be fine

3:44 PM

// also it's less of a net loss

3:44 PM

// because of the fact that bhs will also deliver the jetpacks

// BHS! You order, we deliver! Even to fucking meteors apparently

// new tagline

There's literally nothing important here.

// dude everyone is gonna chew thea out when she comes back with literally nothing and maud has everything